cRiPEs… Would this dumb civilization just hurry up and come crashing down around us already? Faster! Watching every step in the process is becoming too goddamn painful… albeit kind of funny in a sad, pathetic way, too.

I mean, really… the WWE, people? Retards. All of you. Just retards. Well, wait a second; maybe not quite everyone… but, isn’t it comforting to know that fans of poorly scripted, softcore-gay-porn soap operas must make up enough voters that America’s presidential candidates actually felt this ridiculousness was worth it?

So, yeah, go ahead… vote, you morons! Please, please, pleeease… I’m begging you! Do your part to bring this on…